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The leaflet was perfect. A product of Dalek ingenuity and it was perfect.
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 TIRED OF BEING OPPRESSED? |
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Do you long to be the oppressor? If you do then don't worry, you're not alone. There are many individuals throughout the universe who feel the same way as you do. It's perfectly natural to want to be in a position of power rather than subject to the whims of luck and chance. |
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| WANT TO SEE THE UNIVERSE? |
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Do you wish you could see more of the Universe but you just don't have the budget? Well we give all successful candidates postings to every corner of the universe. |
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| WANT TO CREATE A BETTER FUTURE? |
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Do you yearn to create a Universe of peace and harmony where you can be assured of never being threatened? You can help our grand vision and forge an exciting new future for the Dalek Empire. |
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| WANT TO JOIN? |
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We are now recruiting in your area. Please visit your local recruitment centre or go along and see our many travelling displays and sign up today. |
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| WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS OF BEING A DALEK? |
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As a Dalek you are part of an exciting and creative Empire. You will be given steady employment for all your active years. You will have the chance to visit many new worlds and make new friends. |
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| WHAT BENEFITS DOES EARLY MEMBERSHIP
GIVE? |
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Join today and there is a fifty percent chance that you could be a special weapons Dalek. Yes that's right, for a limited period you could be the envy of the Empire as a special weapons Dalek. |
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| WHAT DETAILS DO YOU REQUIRE? |
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Just turn up and answer a simple medical questionnaire and then you will be ready to be turned into a Dalek. |
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| WHAT BENEFITS COME WITH BEING A DALEK? |
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You can rest assured that you will have absolute job security. Once you're enrolled your family automatically gets free membership to the family-processing plan. Within a day your family will be beside you defending the Empire. |
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| CONTACT ADDRESSES FOR DETAILS OF MORE OFFERS |
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The Great Healer
Nekros
Persian Spiral Arm
Mutters Spiral
Davros Industries
Spiradon
Herculian Spiral Arm
Galaxy Two |
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The Dalek put the leaflet in the envelope and mailed it off to the customer. Only last week it had been a bored housewife and now here it was performing vital duties for the Empire.
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