Being the transcript of a telephone conversation: BOB: Good morning, National Rail Enquiries, Bob speaking, how can I help you? CALLER: Aaaaaaah hello, this is the Doctor speaking. I need to get a train. BOB: ...yes... CALLER: The TARDIS has broken down. I need to go to Ware. BOB: To where? CALLER: Yes. To Ware. From Wye. BOB: Wye? CALLER: Well, because the TARDIS has broken down, and the Master has threatened... BOB: ...sorry, you're travelling from...? CALLER: Wye. BOB: I need to know the departure point to give you the times. CALLER: Yes. Wye. BOB: That's how the computer works! CALLER: Oh no, my dear fellow - I'm leaving from Wye... BOB: Oh! Wye! CALLER: Because the TARDIS has broken down! BOB: (deep breath) So from WYE RAILWAY STATION... CALLER: Yes... BOB: To Where? CALLER: That's right. BOB: Ryde? CALLER: No, Ware! BOB: You can't be going nowhere! CALLER: Look old chap, is this Wye I'm calling? BOB: I don't know why your calling if you're not going anywhere... <beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>

Dead Ringers is an impressionist show on BBC Radio 4 that often features 'Tom Baker' cold calling real people, and acting as the 4th Doctor.