IDENTITY CARD

Name: Charles Auchterlonie

Aliases:

• ZagreusUK (at our forum)
• Charles Auchterlonie (at OG)

Age: 33

Location: Luton, England

UNPLUGGED

What do you like?

Rainy days, Talking late into the night with mates, Movies.

What do you dislike?

People who try to force their opinions on others

What do you do when you're unplugged:

Doing wallpapers, and spending time with Connor my son.

INSIGHT

What Animals do you hate?

Hamsters (smug little bastards).

Which Hartnell era monster do you most aspire to?

The Voord Mmm Rubber suits.

Coffee or chocolate?

Chocolate. Can’t eat it much now though.

Ideal job?

Designing DVD/CD Covers.

Have you invaded Poland?

No, but I have considered Cornwall.

Is fast food evil?

It threatened to come round to my house and cut me if I told anyone.

Have you ever been accused of a crime of fashion?

Yes I was put on trial but nobody would tell me the exact charge.

Have you seen anything supernatural and / or been kidnapped by aliens?

NO.

What is your cure for writers block?

Bring down the axe.

What's the worst fan fiction you have ever written?

None, they are all excellent.

Of all that's archived on Timelord and RF, what's the thing you're proudest of contributing?

Probably The Ice Warriors wallpaper.

What happened in the year you were fourteen?

Met my Best friend.

If you could be any age again, what would it be?

Eight. Life was just so simple.

If you could visit any moment in history what would it be?

Probably Liverpool in the early 60’s, see the Beatles at the Cavern.

What crossover story should never be made... ever?

Doctor Who meets Friends
Hilarious fun ensues when Joey is revealed to be the Master... "How you doin?"

If you ruled the world, who would be first against the wall?

Thatcher followed by The Catholic Church.

What would your entry in the Encyclopaedia Galactica say about you?

Get a life.

Borg or Cybermen?

Cybermen. The first and the best.

If you were a Doctor Who Title which one would you be?

Tempted to say Zagreus but that just too obivious. So I’ll say The Axis of Insanity.

Should any Twin Peaks fans who survived the purge be arrested?

I take offence at that I love Twin Peaks and everything by David Lynch.

Which missing Who story would you most like to be refound?

Not sure probably Evil of the Daleks.

Who would play you in a cheap BBC drama about your life?

A young Ronnie Barker.

Computer games?

I love games. At the mo I’m playing The Suffering and Hitman Contracts. Both excellent.

What would you like on your epitaph?

Get me out of here.

PG or 18?

18

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori?

We owe them respect for their sacrifice.

Have you ever been, or are you now, a member of a Communist organisation?

I was a member of the Socialist workers party in my youth.

What is the best word?

"All-clear"

When did you first get involved with this online group?

I was there in the Yahoo Clubs days.

Half-empty or half-full?

Half-life (great game).

LISTS

Top 3 favourite films

Brief Encounter,
The Third Man,
Blue Velvet.

Least favourite film

Beethoven. I hate it. I worked in a cinema at the time and was stuck in the screen for 3 showings a day for 6 weeks, and in therapy for 10 weeks to get over it... Oh God, I need to call Dr Goldman

What's the best other TV show?

Tomorrow People: Crap, cheap and tacky fun.

Favourite piece of music

Space Oddity (Bowie)

What's the best sport?

I don't like sport.

Favourite kiddies programmes when you were young

Bagpuss,Trumpton and Bod.