IDENTITY CARD

Name: Sean Neuerburg

Aliases:

• logopolys (at our forum, Yahoo and on AOL)

Age: 20

Location: Columbia, Missouri, USA (Central timezone)

UNPLUGGED

What do you like?

Sushi. Nirvana. Tarantino. Grey shirts. Fan-fic author profiles.

What do you dislike?

Country music. Hawthorne. Actually, fan-fic author profiles might go here...

What do you do when you're unplugged:

I'm a student. I work as a waitor and cook in a pizza place. I play Halo. I work on my three begun novels, two begun screenplays, and one begun industrial album.

INSIGHT

What Animals do you hate?

What the hell is so great with domesticated cats?

Which Hartnell era monster do you most aspire to?

Za. Oh, wait, he's not a monster. WONTON.

Coffee or chocolate?

Coffee and chocolate.

Ideal job?

Writer.

Have you invaded Poland?

Today?

Is fast food evil?

Has anyone ever seen that flick "Scotland, PA"?

Have you ever been accused of a crime of fashion?

What's wrong if all your shirts are grey?

Have you seen anything supernatural and / or been kidnapped by aliens?

Today?

What is your cure for writers block?

I'd tell you, but the first rule is not to talk about it. The second rule, too...

What's the worst fan fiction you have ever written?

When I was 6, I wrote a Dr Who story about me, the 4th Doctor, Daleks, and Cybermen. It was set in a cave. The title was "Doctor Who and Meet the TARDIS." I don't know why.

Of all that's archived on Timelord and RF, what's the thing you're proudest of contributing?

The Timeless Trio.

What happened in the year you were fourteen?

I moved two states away.

If you could be any age again, what would it be?

14-18-ish.

If you could visit any moment in history what would it be?

Something that has to do with the original NES...

What crossover story should never be made... ever?

The moment after Mr White kills Mr Orange... le Blue Girl walks in!!

If you ruled the world, who would be first against the wall?

Bush. (Damn, did I say that?)

What would your entry in the Encyclopaedia Galactica say about you?

Mostly harmless.

Borg or Cybermen?

Cyberman, no question.

If you were a Doctor Who Title which one would you be?

Umm... Logopolis...

Should any Twin Peaks fans who survived the purge be arrested?

Finally!! A reference I don't get!!

Which missing Who story would you most like to be refound?

Tenth Planet, Evil of the Daleks, Invasion.

Who would play you in a cheap BBC drama about your life?

Jason Lee.

Computer games?

Zork. Starcraft. Halo.

What would you like on your epitaph?

He's dead. This time.

PG or 18?

18, for language, adult humor, and mild violence.

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori?

For safety, I'll say "no" here. I have no clue what you said.

Have you ever been, or are you now, a member of a Communist organisation?

No. I think Socalism is better for the world than Capitalism, but I'd never actively do anything about it.

What is the best word?

"catacomb"

When did you first get involved with this online group?

2001-ish.

Half-empty or half-full?

Yes.

LISTS

Top 3 favourite films

Good Will Hunting,
Pulp Fiction,
Donnie Darko

Least favourite film

The Hulk

What's the best other TV show?

His and Her Circumstances

Favourite piece of music

"Aero Zepplin" by Nirvana

What's the best sport?

To appease both sides of the pond, I was going to say football. But I actually caught some Welsh sheepdog trials on TV once, and it was pretty cool. (I'm not joking here...)

Favourite kiddies programmes when you were young

Dr Who. Animaniacs. The film "Labyrinth."