IDENTITY CARD

Name: Paul Pollock

Aliases:

• Magistrate Estram (at our forum and OG)
• Magistrate_uk (on Yahoo)

Age: 27

Location: Scotland

UNPLUGGED

What do you like?

Daleks, books, video games, sweets, hamsters, sunshine, the Myrka, Science Fiction, Cereal, Sherlock Holmes, Columbo, the DVD format, MP3, ducks, cartoons, blah blah blah.

What do you dislike?

Hoobs, people climbing down walls.

What do you do when you're unplugged:

Things from up there that I like.

INSIGHT

What Animals do you hate?

That dog from number 29, he owes me money.

Which Hartnell era monster do you most aspire to?

The Dalek unfortunately...

Coffee or chocolate?

Coffee chocolate.

Ideal job?

Author, I imagine.

Have you invaded Poland?

Is this on the record..?

Is fast food evil?

If I can’t catch it.

Have you ever been accused of a crime of fashion?

Yes. Oh, you wanted details?

Have you seen anything supernatural and / or been kidnapped by aliens?

I did once hear about people Climbing. Down. Walls!!!

What is your cure for writers block?

Inspiration. Actually, trying to sleep is a good one.

What's the worst fan fiction you have ever written?

The next one?

Of all that's archived on Timelord and RF, what's the thing you're proudest of contributing?

Who by Numbers - although it's slightly too obsessed with how clever it is. Timeless Love is probably a better story.

What happened in the year you were fourteen?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1991 - Year of the Gulf War. Interesting story - Although it kind of freaked me out to wake up and find the country was at war I was also glad I had finally decided to go to sleep instead of staying up late to watch "Tough Guys" with Kirk&Burt, because apparently the news interrupted it almost immediately. Still haven't seen it although I did tape it last week.

If you could be any age again, what would it be?

23.

If you could visit any moment in history what would it be?

I do wish I could have experienced post war, post recession Britain.

What crossover story should never be made... ever?

Doctor Who vs Streetfighter.

If you ruled the world, who would be first against the wall?

Me.

What would your entry in the Encyclopaedia Galactica say about you?

Put some clothes on!

Borg or Cybermen?

Cybermen... if they were Borg.

If you were a Doctor Who Title which one would you be?

The Creature from the Pit.

Should any Twin Peaks fans who survived the purge be arrested?

No, they should be left well alone. Anyway, Bob made them watch it.

Which missing Who story would you most like to be refound?

Evil of the Daleks.

Who would play you in a cheap BBC drama about your life?

Miles Jupp.

Computer games?

Often.

What would you like on your epitaph?

Mind where you're standing.

PG or 18?

PG.

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori?

Your choice.

Have you ever been, or are you now, a member of a Communist organisation?

Is this about my invasion plans again?

What is the best word?

Freep. I made it up myself.

When did you first get involved with this online group?

5 years ago? Yes, I think it was '99.

Half-empty or half-full?

Half full, because I'm too lazy to go fill it.

LISTS

Top 3 favourite films

Jaws, The Hulk, Jurassic Park - but I hate these lists because I love film and definitely don't have 3 favourites. These are probably my favourites of the last decade (including Jaws 25th anniversary edition).

Least favourite film

Not sure, but the only film I can remember not being able to watch all the way through is Battlefield Earth.

What's the best other TV show?

The Prisoner.

Favourite piece of music

Daysleeper by REM has stayed in my (legal) MP3 folder for a long, long time.

What's the best sport?

Darts.

Favourite kiddies programmes when you were young

Glen Michael's Cavalcade.