IDENTITY CARD

Name: Simon Demis Skupham

Aliases:

• Sidesk (at our forum)
• Simon Dark (at OG)

Age: 27

Location: Garstang, Lancashire, England

UNPLUGGED

What do you like?

Crisps, chocolate, reading autobiographies, listening to music, driving my car, writing stuff on my website, surfing the Net.

What do you dislike?

The insanity of life. The political state in England.

What do you do when you're unplugged:

I'm currently unemployed. In leisure time, I read, write, drive and surf.

INSIGHT

What Animals do you hate?

Dogs. Iguanas. Spiders.

Which Hartnell era monster do you most aspire to?

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Coffee or chocolate?

Chocolate.

Ideal job?

Writer.

Have you invaded Poland?

No.

Is fast food evil?

No.

Have you ever been accused of a crime of fashion?

Not within earshot.

Have you seen anything supernatural and / or been kidnapped by aliens?

No.

What is your cure for writers block?

Pretend it's an RF, © me 2004.

What's the worst fan fiction you have ever written?

Everyone says they're all wonderful!

Of all that's archived on Timelord and RF, what's the thing you're proudest of contributing?

My incisive wit and all-round humanity...

What happened in the year you were fourteen?

I had rather a good time.

If you could be any age again, what would it be?

My ambition in life is to be 33. Not too long to go...

If you could visit any moment in history what would it be?

The moment when I'm declared the richest man alive.

What crossover story should never be made... ever?

Doctor Who meets the Spice Girls.

If you ruled the world, who would be first against the wall?

The Spice Girls.

What would your entry in the Encyclopaedia Galactica say about you?

A man of few words and many talents.

Borg or Cybermen?

Cybermen.

If you were a Doctor Who Title which one would you be?

Mission To The Unknown.

Should any Twin Peaks fans who survived the purge be arrested?

No.

Which missing Who story would you most like to be refound?

The Abominable Snowmen.

Who would play you in a cheap BBC drama about your life?

Me.

Computer games?

Not often.

What would you like on your epitaph?

"Move along. Nothing to see here."

PG or 18?

18

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori?

No.

Have you ever been, or are you now, a member of a Communist organisation?

No.

What is the best word?

"The"

When did you first get involved with this online group?

October 2002, I think.

Half-empty or half-full?

Half-full.

LISTS

Top 3 favourite films

Scrooge,
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,
Lifeforce

Least favourite film

Spiceworld:The Movie

What's the best other TV show?

Newsnight

Favourite piece of music

The Model, by Kraftwerk

What's the best sport?

Football / Soccer

Favourite kiddies programmes when you were young

Bod