IDENTITY CARD

Name: Mark Robert Ritchie

Aliases:

• The Frankly Amazing Spiderman (at our forum)
• Spidey

Age: 23

Location: Sunderland, England

UNPLUGGED

What do you like?

Sleep, love, optimism, the easy flow of conversation with friends you've known for years, thunder storms

What do you dislike?

Work, arrogance, waking up, most 'isms'.

What do you do when you're unplugged:

Work in a video store, write, watch TV, computer gaming.

INSIGHT

What Animals do you hate?

Anything with more teeth than the entire Osmond family. Also snakes.

Which Hartnell era monster do you most aspire to?

Sandy, The Sand Beast

Coffee or chocolate?

Chocolate.

Ideal job?

Millionaire playboy.

Have you invaded Poland?

Not lately.

Is fast food evil?

Yes. But so am I.

Have you ever been accused of a crime of fashion?

Not that I'm aware of.

Have you seen anything supernatural and / or been kidnapped by aliens?

No. Sadly.

What is your cure for writers block?

Jonathan Coe novels.

What's the worst fan fiction you have ever written?

All of it. But probably No Lullaby more than anything because it doesn't really have a point.

Of all that's archived on Timelord and RF, what's the thing you're proudest of contributing?

Light out of the Darkness, the final story in the first Robbie Bainbridge season.

What happened in the year you were fourteen?

I turned fourteen. I also discovered Dr Who. Funny that, huh?

If you could be any age again, what would it be?

Seventeen.

If you could visit any moment in history what would it be?

Woodstock.

What crossover story should never be made... ever?

Star Trek meets Curry And Chips

If you ruled the world, who would be first against the wall?

Everyone. But especially all facile boy bands.

What would your entry in the Encyclopaedia Galactica say about you?

Mostly harmless.

Borg or Cybermen?

Mondasian Cybermen do it for me.

If you were a Doctor Who Title which one would you be?

No Future

Should any Twin Peaks fans who survived the purge be arrested?

No. They should be given some damn fine coffee.

Which missing Who story would you most like to be refound?

The Power Of The Daleks.

Who would play you in a cheap BBC drama about your life?

Sylvester (of the Sylvester and Tweety partnership)

Computer games?

Naturally. Grand Theft Auto, The Legend Of Zelda, Dead Or Alive 3.

What would you like on your epitaph?

'He saved the world a lot'. But it'll probably be 'Huh?'

PG or 18?

Probably a PG, sadly.

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori?

It's all down to personal choice. I don't judge.

Have you ever been, or are you now, a member of a Communist organisation?

Just because I dress like this, it doesn't mean I'm a communist.

What is the best word?

"Plethora"

When did you first get involved with this online group?

Via the old decrepit Yahoo club, before it became a feeble group.

Half-empty or half-full?

Half empty. But only because I have to buy the next round.

LISTS

Top 3 favourite films

Blade Runner,
The Empire Strikes Back,
The Lord Of The Rings

Least favourite film

The Howling 2: My Sister Is A Werewolf

What's the best other TV show?

Buffy/Angel

Favourite piece of music

Either 'High On Sundy 51' by Aimee Mann or 'Born To Run' by Bruce Springsteen.

What's the best sport?

Spectator.

Favourite kiddies programmes when you were young

Danger Mouse, Dogtanian, Star Trek, Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, Batman